- Xs and Os
Diamonds on ma toes
This lil cutie
Has brand-name clothes.
- In a world where you can be anything….Be yourself.
- Ya’ll look at me and say, girl you’ve been blessed. But ya’ll can’t see the inside of my unhappiness.
- You can tell me it’s over, you can fade away from my life. But I won’t let you die in my heart. Memories never fade.
- Two halves make a whole. That’s how I feel about us. I was only half a person until you came along.
- Practice makes perfect, but you can’t be perfect so why practice?
- Heaven didn’t want me and Hell was afraid I’d take over.
- ‘Anger’ is one letter short of ‘Danger.’
- I am NOT suffering from insanity… I happen to be enjoying myself!
- I’m not strange, it’s everyone else who is!
- People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when darkness sets in, their beauty is revealed only if there is light within.
- God made the forests, God made the seas, then God made me I was born to tease!
- If you want me to fall for you, you’ve gotta give me something to trip over.
- A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss ain’t a kiss,
without some tongue, so open your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give that tongue some exercise!
- I call him the man of my dreams because the only place I will ever have him is in my dreams.
- Why do I have to climb a thousand mountains to get to you, while you just have to smile to get to me?
- If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
- What’s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
- A kiss blown is a kiss tasted. The only really kinda kiss is a kiss tasted.
- I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pyjamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.
- A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, a person who doesn’t is a fool forever …
- Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
- Don’t settle for the one you can live with…settle fo the one you can’t live without.
- Nothing is more painful then realising he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.
- Don’t push anyone too hard, if it’s meant to be, it will happen.
- I wasn’t kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!
- No one can tell me what to do, it’s my life and I’ll live it the way I want to.
- If you’re naughty, go to your room..
If you wanna be naughtier, go to mine.
- Heaven won’t have me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over!
- It’s better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
- I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
- God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.
- All good girls and boys go to Heaven – that’s why I wasn’t invited.
- It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
- Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
- Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart.
- Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
- If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie. If you’re sweet you can call me honey. If you’re hot you can call me tonight!
- I don’t repeat gossip…so listen carefully.
- I’m like a butterfly – pretty to see but hard to catch!
- If you love me…let me know…if you don’t…then let me go..
- Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?!
- People are gonna talk about you especially when they envy you and the life you live…let them…you affected their lives…they didn’t affect yours.
- Give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk.
- There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
- I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
- When I look at you my heart skips one beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears wasted on some thing I knew I could never have!
- An angel is what I was meant to be, that’s why being sweet come so naturally!
- Friends are like stars they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
- If I could be an angel, I’d make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who’s loving you.
- You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
- Until the ocean doesn’t touch the sand, I will forever be an (insert band here) fan.
- You used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.
- I know my calculouse it says U=ME=US.
- For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world!
- I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
- A star fell from the sky, and I knew I caught it… then when I fell for you where were you to catch me?
- If love was a law I would be in prison for the rest of my life.
- If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams…then I’ll sleep forever.
- Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.
- Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly away.
- What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us.
- Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
- Keep the pictures they never change, only the people in them do.
- You might regret what you do – but you’ll you regret what you don’t do SO much more.
- A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things.
- Who would win a fight…a cougar or a bear?
- Let them notice you, not you notice them.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. Are you happy with me coz I know I’m happy with you.
- To say that you can love one person all your life, is like saying that one candle will continue to burn for as long as you live.
- I’m sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike Nintendo I never get played.
- Don’t hate the player, HATE the game!
- I ain’t a playa, I just crush a lot.
- I am not a player…I’m the game.
- In reality…The player isn’t actually playing the other person……He’s playing himself…
- If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?
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