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That time someone tried to steal my job using Haribo

20/02/2026

/ That Time

One time someone tried to steal my job using a mini bag of Haribo.

random encounter

13/02/2026

/ Jenni

“You’re right handed aren’t you?” he said.
“No, left.”
“Ah well, that makes you gifted.”
“In what way?”
“Err…well, use this.” He tapped the side of his head. “You’ll figure it out.”

Why I didn’t get back to your email yet

25/01/2026

/ Jenni, Self-Employed Life

I am the kind of exhausted that you only get from working mostly 18 hour days every day for nine years.

The kind of exhausted that means you accidentally leave the gas hob on all night.

And leave the house in the day forgetting there’s a candle still burning on the windowsill.